I'm Just Here to Lower the Resale Value — Men's Premium Graphic Tee (Front Print)

Luxury upholstery. Working-dog standards.

A thoroughly satisfied cattle dog on a luxury cream car seat. Some passengers come with their own depreciation schedule.

Graphic placement
Large front graphic. The back, sleeves and label stay plain. Front and back are alternative placements; only your selected side is printed.

Premium everyday quality
Men's regular-fit crew-neck tee. 180 GSM, 100% combed cotton, neck ribbing, side seams, shoulder-to-shoulder tape and double-needle hems. Preshrunk to minimise shrinkage.

Made for you
Printed to order in Australia.

Care
Cold wash inside out. Do not tumble dry or iron over the print.

Find your fit
Men's crew tee, XS–5XL. Compare the garment measurements in the size guide with a tee you already like. Measurements may vary by up to 2.5 cm.

Garment measurements

Centimetres. Men's regular crew-neck tee.

Compare with a tee you already own. These are garment measurements, not body measurements. Measurements may vary by up to 2.5 cm.

Images are illustrative digital mockups based on the saved garment layout, rather than photographs of printed samples. Print coverage varies with garment size; screen colours can differ from the finished garment.